Today was...good.

It always surprising me how quickly my mom and dad can turn around and act like nothings wrong. Even if they're not talking. Works for me.

I had a relaxing day. For the second day in a row I woke up at noon, which is odd for me. Even on vacations I never really sleep in. Got a haircut, which I like. My hair was just too damn long. Much better now, I think it was a very effective weightloss system. Then I lounged about all day and now I just got back from getting some ice cream with my bro. I gotta get back those pounds I lost thanks to 'haircut wieghtloss': the new wieght control system sweeping the world.

I'm probably going out later tonite. My friend got back from New York where she was visiting family. We're planning on just heading over to a nearby tourist spot to point and laugh at them and throw stuff at the security guards. Just the usual.

Speaking of tourist spots. My bro and I wandered over to one when we were out, and saw Santa. But not any Santa. Black Santa. We knew the guy too, he's a regular security guard at the hotel and knows us by sight. Funny guy. He flirts with all the girls so he was 'suggesting' I sit on his lap and tell Santa what I wanted for Christmas. If it was anyone else he'd get a slap, but he's a funny guy.

The highlight of that was some kids asking their parents, "mummy, daddy why's santa black?" Poor parents had no idea what to say. My bro rescued them by explaining to the kids that Santa fell in some mud on the way over.

As the kids were leaving we heard them ask if they could play in the mud like Santa.

....needless to say Santa and us had a big laugh.

Hohoho!!

Anyway, thats all folks, I got stuff to do, people to see and a world that needs taking over.

I'm booked full for the night.