I was very disappointed that I couldn't put this picture as mine. Too big. But I loved it too much to not to put it up.
I found it one the http://www.thebahamasblog.com which is a blog by someone from where the Bahamas, my home.
For all ya none bahamians, there was something similar sent around down here and I found it on the BahamasBlog again. So here it is: 40 ways to know ya a Bahamian:
1. Ya older dan ya uncle or auntie.
2. Ya Mummy still holdin ya passport and ya 33 years old.
3. Ya know what 'spry' is.
4. Ya go ta a funeral to see da person face, but ya dont know dem.
5. Ya call parts of ya body, bubby, bungy, and bread.
6. Ya ask for da worm outta da conch.
7. Potcake is a dog or burnt rice.
8. Ya say current instead of electricity.
9. Ya start shopping for hurricane supplies, the day before the hurricane.
10. 'Vel mudda sick' means something to ya.
11. Ya point wit ya lips.
12. Ya refer to people as boss or chief.
13. Ya refer to the lunch lady at school as Mum.
14. Ya can direct an American to the nearest Walmart, Brandsmart or Florida Mall.
15. Ya call Coca-Cola, coke soda, and everything else sweet soda.
16. Ya say 'rewerse back'
17. Ya know what 'pants gunin', and 'gun casin' mean.
18. Ya use da word 'destroyful.'
19. Ya buy ya chicken snack from a place called 'Dirty's'.
20. Ya MP have more case in court dan you.
21. Ya only buy da Thursday paper (to see who dead).
22. Ya start off gossiping wit 'chile guess wha'.
23. Ya call all dishwashing liquid 'Joy' and all washing detergent 'Tide'.
24. Ya put dettol in da water da bade wit.
25. Ya grammy is clean house in pull up slip, or night dress.
26. Ya best comeback in an argument is "Mussee you like man hey".
27. You get outta ya bed at 1am ta watch Junkanoo, but ya can't make it ta verk fer 9am.
28. Ya go to da beach , not to swim but "jus' wet ya foot".
29. When ya talk ya pronounce v's like w's and w's like v's, - eg. vomen, wulgar.
30. Ya car longer dan ya house
31. Ya pull out da junction fas' fas' to drive slow slow
32. Ya pastor's the richest man you know
33. Ya happy to queue in ya car for 20 minutes at Wendy's e'en when nobody inside and wait till ya reach da window to decide what you wan order
34. Ya seen all da new movies on DVD before dey reach da theatre
35. Ya don't buy standard shift because you gotta eat when you drive
36. Da team you pull for wins the Superbowl erry year. "Yes boy, I was ever a Steeler".
37. Ya know errybody on the island but nobody in jail
38. Stitchy's a drink
39. Ya stereo cost more dan ya car
40. Ya go Miami every month but have never visited another Bahamian island!
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